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1、一.Mentaldeficiency智力缺陷"Wouldyoumindtellingme,Doctor,"Bobasked..."howyoudetectamentaldeficiencyinsomebodywhoappearscompletelynormal?""Nothingiseasier,"hereplied."Youaskhimasimplequestionwhicheveryoneshouldanswerwithnotrouble.Ifhehesitates,thatputsyouonthetrack.""Well,Whatsortofquest
2、ion?""Well,youmightaskhim,'CaptainCookmadethreetripsaroundtheworldanddiedduringoneofthem.Whichone?'Bobthoughtforamoment,andthensaidwithanervouslaugh,"Youwouldn'thappentohaveanotherexamplewouldyou?ImustconfessIdon'tknowmuchabouthistory."“醫(yī)生,你能不能告訴我,”鮑勃問,“對于一個看上去很正常的人,你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢
3、?”“再沒有比這容易的了,”醫(yī)生回答,“問他一個簡單的問題,簡單到所有人都知道答案,如果他回答得不干脆,那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問什么樣的問題呢?”“嗯,你可以這樣問,‘庫克船長環(huán)球旅行了三次,但是在其中一次的途中他去世了,是哪一次呢?’”鮑勃想了一會兒,緊張的回答道,“你就不能問另外一個問題嗎?坦率地說,我對歷史了解的不是很多?!倍瓵Girl'sName女孩的名字AGirl'sNameWhenourdaughterwasborn,wenamedherMyles,aftermybelovedlate(已故的)father,despitefamily
4、warningthatthenamewastoomasculine(男性的).Yearslater,whenIfeltshewasoldenoughtounderstand,IexplainedtoMyles,Yournameisveryspecial.InamedyouaftermyownfatherbecauseIlovedhimverymuch.Iknowhewouldbeproudofyou.Mylesthoughtcarefullyaboutthisandthensaid,Iknowallthat,Mom.ButIdon'tunderstandwh
5、ymygrandfatherhadagirl'sname.女孩的名字女兒出生時,我們給她取名叫邁爾斯,和我深愛的業(yè)已過世的父親同一個名字,不過家人提醒這個名字太男性化了。幾年以后,我覺得邁爾斯已經(jīng)長大,能夠懂事了。我對她解釋說:你的名字很特別。我給你取了一個和我爸爸一樣的名字,因為我非常愛他。我相信他會為你而深感自豪的。邁爾斯很仔細(xì)地想了一下,然后說道:這些我都懂,媽媽??墒俏也恢劳夤珵槭裁磿幸粋€女孩子的名字。三.AGentleReminder委婉提醒Havingbeenmarriedalongtime,myhusbandsometimesneedsag
6、entlereminderofaspecialoccasion.Onthemorningofour35thanniversary,weweresittingatthebreakfasttablewhenIhinted,"Honey,doyourealizethatwe'vebeensittinginthesesametwoseatsforexactly35years?" Puttingdownthenewspaper,helookedstraightatmeandsaid,"So,youwanttoswitchseats?"婚后已久,我丈夫往往在一個特別事
7、情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上,我們正坐在早餐桌旁,我暗示道:“親愛的,你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?” 他放下報紙,眼睛直直地望著我:“因此,你想交換座位嗎?”四.請朋友吃飯FriendforDinnerFriendforDinnerHoney,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontf
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