搞笑英文話劇劇本(三打白骨精)

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1、搞笑英文話劇劇本Three?Times’?Beating?Monster人物：T唐僧?S：孫悟空?E：豬八戒?J：沙僧?????B：白骨精?B1：B變成的村姑?B2：B變成的太婆?????B3：B變化成的老頭?N：哪吒T:?Emitofo,do?you?know?where?we?are?now?S:?Bajie,map!E:?(摸出，遞給S)S:?Look,master?(湊近T)………（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T:?Bajie!How?Many?times?I?have?told?you,?nof?to?bring?these?pictures?of?beautiful?girls?wit

2、h?you!E:?Oh,master!Forgive?me(伸手拿回)T:?(縮手)I’ll?keep?it?for?you?until?we?reach?the?westE:?But……T:?Emitofo,nothing?is?lust,lust?is?nothing!?Map?E:?(遞)Here.Em……?we?have?arrived?in?White?Tiger?Mountain!Ah?I?can’t?walk?on?any?more!(坐)My?stomach?doesn’t?allow?So.?S:?Fat?Pig!E:?Monkey,if?you?dare?to?say

3、?these?two?words?once?again,I?will?,I?will……….S:?You?will?what(兇相)?E:?(軟禁)I?will?help?you?catch?fleas(跳蚤).S:?Hm!T:（輕咳）Wukong,factually,I?am?a?bit?hungry?Could?you?go?to?get?me?some?food?E:?You?see?,master?is?hungry,too!T:?Baijie!Don’t?forget?who?ate?my?last?meal!J:?But?master,if?a?monster?comes?w

4、hile?brother?monkeg?is?away…..T:?Em…….It?is?a?problem.Wukong,do?you?have?any?idea?S:?No?problem!(安裝)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:?This?is…..?S:?Electric?net!I?have?learnt?the?energy?of?electricity?from?master’s?books.?So?I?made?this.?No?monster?can?approach?you?if?you?stay?in?it!T:?Em……Wukong,?you?are?becoming?mo

5、re?and?more?scientific!?Emitofo,?knowledge?is?power!S:?Bye!(走)T:?Let’s?play?cards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《斗地主》B:?Hm!Hm!Electric?net?You?are?too?childish.(變成B1)B1:?(接近三人，望著)Can?I?join?you?T:?I’m?sorry,lady.?We?are?playing?Fighting?Against?Landlord?and?three?people?are?enough.B1:?(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!?Bomb!T:?Bomb?

6、(打出)B1:?Double?King!T:?Oh….I?win!?Em……,Lady,you?are?a?master-hand.?Come?in?and?teachme!(準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門)S:?(回來，看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:?（倒)Ah……T:?(氣憤)Wukong!?Look?what?have?done!?She?is?my?teacher!S:?She?is?a?monster!T:?Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:?Oh,please?don’t……T:It’s?too?late!(唱)Once?more……you?open?the?door…(泰坦

7、尼克主題曲，走音離譜)S:?Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)T:?(嗆住，咳)Wukong,I’m?disappointed?with?you!B:?(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!Sun?Wukong,?I’ll?teach?you?a?lesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,have?you?seen?my?daughter?T:?Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么