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1、Thetaleofthewhitesnake（音樂(lè)，幻化人形）Longlongago,therewasawhitesnakewhowassavedbyahumanboy.Thenafter1800years,shecametothehumanworldwithhersisterxiaoqingtofindherbenefactortoreturnthefavor.Sosnakewhiteandsnakegreenbecameintohumanbeingsthroughmagicpower.Theycametotheearthl
2、yparadise------HangZhou,togetanencounterwithherbenefactor.第一幕：斷橋上(音樂(lè)：前世今生cut版)青：“Sister,isthistheworldofhumanbeing?Howbeautiful!”白：“Becareful,followme!”（閃電，下雨音樂(lè)伴奏）青：“Whataheavyrain!”白：“Don’tworry,wehaveanumbrella.”(白素貞撐起一把破傘)許仙上場(chǎng)，白素貞與許仙相遇……（音樂(lè)前世今生cut版）許：“Oh,mygod!Ho
3、wbeautiful！”白：“Sohandsome…Mr.，yourclothesiswet,nowIhaveanumbrella,letusshareone.”許：“Oh,thankyou,lovelygirl.Howfinetheweatheris!Wouldyouliketohaveawalkwithme?”白：“Ok,let’sgo.”青：“Sister,sister,let’sgotogether.”白：“Don’tyouseeI’mbusy?Goaway!”(小白用力的推開(kāi)了小青)小青傷心地跑開(kāi)了。。。（跑的姿勢(shì)要
4、有笑點(diǎn)）許：“What’syourname?”白：“SuZhen”許：“Ineversawagirlmorebeautifulthanyou,yourbeautymakestheskyfallingdowntears,whenIsawyou,Idon’tknowwhattosay…”白：“Mr.youcanjustsaywhatyouwanttosay.”許：“Couldyoumarryme?”白：“Yes，Ido,Xiangong!”許：Xiaobai~（音樂(lè)今天你要嫁給我cut版）二人離去第二幕:法海收服白素貞旁白：Fro
5、mthenon，snakewhite，snakegreenandXuXianlivedahappylife,theyoftenchewthefat,andburnedthecandleatbothends.untilsuddenlyoneday，missgreenheardthatthemonkFahaiwouldcome.白素貞望向窗外皺眉，掐算的手勢(shì)，小青走過(guò)來(lái)。。（音樂(lè)掐算）青：“Sister,whatareyoudoinghere?”白：“.I’mthinkingaboutourfuture.Iforecastthat
6、fahaihavecomehere，ourhappylifewillendsoon”青：“Don’tthinklikethat,wewillbesafeandsound.Oh,look,thesceneryisbeautiful……”（音樂(lè)得意法海）法海出現(xiàn)（身披床單，一手手拿晾衣桿，一手拿圓形飯盒）法海：“Evilsnake!Today,I’llsubdueyou!Snakewhite,youhavenochancetoescape!”(法海舉起了飯盒)小白小青做驚恐狀，然后對(duì)視一笑，作鄙視的手勢(shì)（哼哼哼~~）法?？粗埡姓f(shuō)
7、道“toosmall？”然后換臉盆說(shuō)道“ha-ha，thisisbigenough！”小白小青做驚恐狀，定了定神說(shuō)青：Buddhistmonk，getouthere,otherwise，I’llletyoudieugly.法海：evilsnake，letmegiveyousomecolortoseesee!（法海向前伸出臉盆隔空打傷了小青，小青作負(fù)傷狀，一手扶著桌子半蹲著）白去扶小青說(shuō)道：“xiaoqing，areyouok?Keepback,don’tcomeanycloser!青：sister！小白做出準(zhǔn)備打架的姿勢(shì)，此時(shí)
8、許仙入場(chǎng)，看到此景許仙：ohdarling，whathappened?法海：Yourwifeisevilspirit!Letmetameher!許仙一手推開(kāi)白娘子，白娘子啊一聲，被推到一旁（要演的有笑點(diǎn)）許仙擋在白娘子面前許仙：Youarealiar.Sheismywife!
