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1、學習英語貴在堅持！每日英語，天天更新！旦養(yǎng)成良好的學習習慣！有計劃的學習，積少成多，一定能夠學好英語!振翅高飛a』G何懼■搏y每日笑Whattimeisitnow?-1-TwoPiecesofCake-2-MyBossandI?2?CleanGlass?4-Frog■5■Limerick?7-WhatAreTheTwoWords?-8-HeSwored)toDie?8-TheNewBaby?9-AGentleman?10■rmGlad-11■ASillyFather-13■IsHeDying??15-S
2、ixorTwelve??16■RopeorOx?-16-AreTheyWornOut??17■2012/2/21Whattimeisitnow?Thetwoboyswerecampinginthebackyard?Whentheycouldn'tfigureoutwhattimeitwas,thefirstboysaidtothesecond,"Startsingingveryloud：HHowwillthathelp?”saidthesecondboy."Justdoit,Minsistedthefi
3、rst.Bothboysbrokeintosong,singingatthetopoftheirlungs?Momentslater,aneighborthrewopenherwindowandshouted,"Keepitdown!Don'tyouknowit'sthreeo'clockinthemorning?"現(xiàn)在幾點了？兩個男孩子在后院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。于是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。55“那就會知道時間嗎？”第二個男孩問。“只管唱吧?！钡谝粋€堅持道。兩個孩子
4、開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居打開窗戶喊道：“小聲點！你們不知道現(xiàn)在是凌晨三點嗎？”2012/2/22TwoPiecesofCakeTom:Mom,canIhavetwopiecesofcake,please?Mom:Certainlytakethispieceandcutittwo!兩塊蛋糕
5、f湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？媽媽：當然可以?…拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！注：PiecesofCake非常容易的事MyBossandIWhenItakealongtime,Iamslow?Whenmybo
6、sstakesalongtime,heisthorough?WhenIdon'tdoit，Iamlazy.Whenmybossdoesn'tdoit,heistoobusy?WhenIdosomethingwithoutbeingtold,Iamtryingtobesmart?Whenmybossdoesthesame,thatisinitiative?WhenIpleasemyboss,Iamass-kissing?Whenmybosspleaseshisboss,heisco-operating.I
7、dogood,mybossneverremembers.WhenIdowrong,heneverforgets.老板和我我做事情花了長時間，是效率低；老板做事情花了長時間，是深思熟慮。我沒有做完事情，是懶惰；.老板沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。，沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明;老板做了同樣的事情，是首創(chuàng)。我取悅老板，是獻媚；老板取悅他的老板，是合作。我干得好，老板從來不會想起；我干得不好，老板從來不會忘記。CleanGlassJoeandFredwerehelpingtobuildahouseinavi
8、llage?Theweatherwasverywarm,therewasalotofdusteverywhere,andbyhalfpasttwelve,theywereverythirsty,sotheystoppedworktohavetheirlunch?Theyfoundthenearestsmallbar,wentinandsatdownwiththeirsandwiches?"Goodafternoon,gentlemen.WhatcanIgetyou?Mthemanbehindthebar
9、asked?JoelookedatFredandsaid,"Beer,Ithink.Yes,apintofbeereach.Isthatallrightforyou,Fred?”"Yes,thafsallright/1Fredsaid.Thenheturnedtothemanbehindthebarandsaid,"AndIwantitinacleanglass!Don'tforgetthat."Themanbehindthebarfill
