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1、森博國際英語重慶沙坪壩校區(qū)地址:三峽廣場(chǎng)立海大廈25樓A2A3電話:023-65620353;023-65017715當(dāng)潔癖男遇到拉遢女Withthreekidsandahomebusiness,andherdisabledmotherlivingwithher,KristenBeckeroftenletsthedishesandlaundrypileup.'Iamverycomfortablewithchaos,'shesays.克里斯汀?貝克(KristenBecker)有三個(gè)孩子,一份在家里做的生意,還有一位身患?xì)埣驳哪赣H和自己住在一起,在這樣的情況下,她常常會(huì)任由臟盤子和臟衣服堆積如山
2、。她說,我一點(diǎn)兒也不在乎又臟又亂。Herhusbandisn't.可她的丈夫在乎Heorganizeshisclothingbytype,colorandpattern,alphabetizeshisCDcollectionandkeepsrubberglovesinhiscarforunexpectedspills,shesays.貝克太太說,她的丈夫會(huì)按種類、顏色和款式擺放衣服,把CD按字母順序排好,在車?yán)餃?zhǔn)備一雙橡膠手套,以防意外噴濺事件發(fā)生。Hesometimesgoadshiswifeintobeingneaterbymakingonlyhishalfoftheirking-size
3、bed,heapingthemagazinesandbillssplayedacrossthekitchencounterintoteeteringstacks,ormovinghiswife'smoundoflaundryacrosstheroom.他有時(shí)會(huì)迫使妻子變得更整潔一些,比如他會(huì)只整理雙人床上自己的那一邊,把廚房桌子上散落的雜志和帳單堆成搖搖欲墜的一摞,或是把妻子小山式的臟衣服在房間里搬來搬去。Ms.Beckerretaliatesbylettinghermessespileupevenhigher.Butonedayshecouldn'ttakeitanymore.Sickofh
4、erhusband'sincessantstraighteningandscrubbing,shedecidedtodismantlehisneatlyorderedlife.而貝克太太則以把東西堆得更加壯觀進(jìn)行回?fù)?。不過有一天,她再也忍不住了。厭倦了丈夫不斷的整理和擦拭,她決定顛覆丈夫井然有序的生活。Whilehewasatwork,Ms.Beckerrearrangedhiscloset--randomlymovingshirts,pantsandsportsjacketstogether,andpairingslipperswithbootsandsandalswithloafers.S
5、hemovedhistoiletriesaroundinthebathroomandtookpapersoutofhisfilefoldersandputthembackinthewrongsleeves.趁著丈夫上班的時(shí)候,貝克太太重新“整理”了丈夫的衣柜──把襯衫、褲子和運(yùn)動(dòng)外套亂七八糟地扔在一起,把拖鞋和靴子配成雙,把涼鞋和休閑皮鞋配成對(duì)。她把衛(wèi)生間里丈夫的洗漱用品來了個(gè)大搬家,把件夾里的紙張拿出來,然后放到另外一個(gè)套子里。'Itwasdelicious,'saysMs.Becker,39yearsold,whorunsanonlinegiftshopfromherhomeinCroft
6、on,Md.'IwasgettinghimbackforallthosetimesIfeltpressuredtokeepthingscleanandorganized.'(Herhusbandimmediatelymovedeverythingback.Hedeclinedtobeinterviewedforthiscolumn.)森博國際英語重慶沙坪壩校區(qū)地址:三峽廣場(chǎng)立海大廈25樓A2A3電話:023-65620353;023-65017715貝克太太今年39歲,家住馬里蘭州克羅夫頓,在家經(jīng)營著一個(gè)網(wǎng)上禮品店。她說,太棒了,我是在報(bào)復(fù)他一直以來強(qiáng)迫我保持東西干凈整齊。(她的丈夫馬上又把一
7、切恢復(fù)了原位。他拒絕就本文接受采訪。)Inthebattlebetweenmessyandtidy,whichsideshouldwin?Shouldslobslearntobeneater?Orshouldneatfreaksloosenup?在臟亂與整潔之間的大戰(zhàn)中,哪一方該獲勝呢?拉遢鬼是否應(yīng)該學(xué)習(xí)變得更整潔?還是潔癖鬼該放松一下?Neatnikswilltellyouthatorderis