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1、卷福在華生婚禮上的伴郎致辭。中英文呀噠~省略了判案的語句。。Iamafraidjohn,Ican'tcongratulateyou.Allemotions,andinparticularlove,standopposetothepure,coldreasonIholdaboveallthings.Aweddingis,inmyconsideredopinion,nothingshortofacelebrationofall,thatisfalseandspeciousandirrationalandsentimentalinthisailingandmorallycomp
2、romisedworld.Todaywehonorthedeathwatchbeetlethatisthedoomofoursociety,andintimeonefeelscertainourentirespecies.Butanyway,letstalkaboutjohn.IfIburdenmyselfwithalittlehelpmateduringmyadventures,thisisnotoutofsentimentorcaprice,itisthathehasmanyfinequalitiesofhisownthathehasoverlookedinhisob
3、sessionwithme.Indeed,anyreputationIhaveformentalacuityandsharpnesscomesintruth,fromtheextraordinarycontrastjohnsoselflesslyprovides.infactIbelievethatbridestendtofavorexceptionallyplainbridesmaidsfortheirbigday.Thereisacertainanalogythere,Ifeel,andcontrastis,afterall,god'sownplantoenhance
4、thebeautyofhiscreation.Oritwouldbeifgodwerenotaludicrousfantasydesignedtoprovideacareeropportunityforthefamilyidiot.ThepointI'mtryingtomakeisthatIamthemostunpleasant,rude,ignorant,andallroundobnoxiousassholethatanyonecouldpossiblyhavethemisfortunetomeet.Iamdismissiveofthevirtuous,unawareo
5、fthebeautiful,anduncomprehendinginthefaceofhappy.SoifIdidn'tunderstandIwasbeingaskedtobebestman,itisbecauseIneverexpectedtobeanybody'sbestfriend.AndcertainlynotthebestfriendofthebravestandkindestandwisesthumanbeingIhaveeverhadthegoodfortuneofknowing.John,Iamaridiculousman.Redeemedonlybyth
6、ewarmthandconstancyofyourfriendship.ButasIamapparentlyyourbestfriend,Icannotcongratulateyouonyourchoiceofcompanion.Actually,nowIcan.Mary,whenIsayyoudeservethisman,itisthehighestcomplimentofwhichIamcapable.John,youhaveenduredwar,andinjuryandtragicloss,sosorryagainaboutthatlastone,soknowthi
7、stodayyousitbetweenthewomanyouhavemadeyourwifeandthemanyouhavesaved.Inshort,thetwopeoplewholoveyoumostinallthisworld.AndIknowIspeakforMaryaswell,whenIsaywewillneverletyoudown,andwehavealifetimeaheadtoprovethat.…..However,itdoeshelptofurtherillustratehowinvaluablejoh
