女友刁鉆問題回答指南.docx

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1、女友刁鉆問題回答指南各位男士，不管你有沒有女票，這篇文章都會(huì)對(duì)你有極大幫助?。]有女票的，未雨綢繆；有女票的，現(xiàn)學(xué)現(xiàn)用。好，接下來開始上課：女朋友都會(huì)問哪些奇葩問題？這些問題又該怎樣回答？▌1.Doyoulovemeformylooksorbrains?你喜歡我的美貌還是智慧？Youmustbethinking:Sometimes,youlooklikeyourbrain－small,narrowanddumb(adj.愚蠢)...whatkindofquestionisthis!Itisentrapment(n.圈

2、套)!Youranswershouldbe:Baby,youaregoodateverything.Youkillmewithyourlooksandseduce(v.使…著迷)mewiththebrilliance(n.卓越)ofyourbrains...:)心理活動(dòng)：有時(shí)，真覺得你長得就像你的小腦仁，又小，又窄，又笨……什么鬼問題！簡直是個(gè)圈套！完美回答：寶貝，你什么都好。你的美貌讓我一見傾心，而你的智慧讓我欲罷不能！▌2.Doyoulikemygirlfriends?你喜歡我的那些閨蜜么？Youmustbeth

3、inking:Oh...Reenaishot...Rialookscuteinpink...andPoojaissweet...:PYouranswershouldbe:Don'tsayNobecauseNomeans..."youmeanIdon'thavegoodfriends".Don'tsayYesbecauseYesmeans..."Nowyoulikethemmorethanme".Justplaysafe(求穩(wěn))andsay,"Allaregoodbutyouarethebest...Iloveyou"

4、..;)心理活動(dòng)：讓我想想……瑞娜身材火辣……瑞亞穿上粉色的衣服非?？蓯邸召Z長相甜美……完美回答：不能說“不喜歡”，說不等于否定女友；當(dāng)然更不能說“喜歡”，女朋友容易吃醋。最保險(xiǎn)的回答是“寶貝兒的朋友都很棒，但都比不上你啊！我愛的是你！”▌3.Whydoyoulikeme?為什么喜歡我？Youmustbethinking:F**k...@#￥%&*（（@#..:PYouranswershouldbe:Don'tsayeverything.Smileandjustsay...becauseyouare"you"…s

5、impleyetunique...:)心理活動(dòng)：靠，怎么回答好啊，@#￥%&*（（@#。完美回答：別說一切都喜歡。微笑，然后淡淡來一句“因?yàn)槟闶恰恪?，簡簡單單，?dú)一無二?！报?.Doyoulovememorenoworwhenyouproposedtome?你是現(xiàn)在愛我多一點(diǎn)呢還是當(dāng)初求婚時(shí)愛我多一點(diǎn)？Youmustbethinking:Everytimeyouasksuchquestions,Ifeellikequestioningmyself...whydidIpropose(v.求婚)toyou..????

6、?Youranswershouldbe:Relax...takeadeepbreathandsay..."myloveforyouhasneverremainedsame...ithasincreasedmuchmoresincethedayIproposedtoyou…"andhugher…(Phewmoment...)心理活動(dòng)：每次問我這樣的問題，都讓我開始懷疑人生……當(dāng)初為什么要求婚？？完美回答：放輕松，深呼吸，然后說“我對(duì)你的愛一直在變化。從求婚的那一刻起，它便與日俱增，從未減弱……”隨后給個(gè)大大的擁抱……(

7、此處可松一口氣了……)▌5.Doyounoticeanythingdifferent?注意到我身上有什么不同么？Youmustbethinking:Yeah...itisanewtricky"different”question...pleasenotagain…Youranswershouldbe:IfyoufinditdifficulttosearchthatX-factor(n.未知量)...don'ttryhard...actsimplewithsometwist(n.變化)…Justsay..."yeste

8、rdayyouwerelookingcuteandprettyandtodayyouarelookinghotandravishing(adj.令人著迷)...okok...Tellmebabywhat'sthatdifferentexcitingthing...."withsomeextrainterestandkeen(adj.強(qiáng)烈的)cu